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lulz

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Re: Day 3

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[I AM ON THE FLOOR YOU ARE ON TOP OF ME YOUR FACE IS STILL NEAR MY FACE i don't see how i am not super winning at everything rn]

There is literally no way that could have gone better.

Re: Day 3

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I can't say I'm really floored by the results.

Re: Day 3

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Can still be arranged.

[hmmm putting his hands on your hips while he shifts and kicks to untangle his feet]

Re: Day 3

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[you do that and while you are distracted with that I am just gonna flop on your chest]

Re: Day 3

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[gets his feet free and just leaves them resting up on the hammock instead, headtilt, pause]

Bro?

Re: Day 3

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[sort of muffled]

Sup.

Re: Day 3

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I get the feeling you should tell me.

Re: Day 3

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Besides my raging semi, and your weirdly elevated feet, not much else dude.

Re: Day 3

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[=|a

bonercheck]

Re: Day 3

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[THE SEMI IS LEGIT]

Yeah that's my dick good job!

Re: Day 3

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[/resist urge to make semi less semi until point of confusion is sorted

removes hand]

It might be the lack of memories here, but I'm pretty sure that qualifier is bullshit and you legitimately are a mess of mixed signals.

Re: Day 3

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Oh my god, are you serious, just because we're a couple of fucking teenagers who've never had sex before doesn't mean we need to ADDRESS it and talk about things.

Re: Day 3

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[reaching up to untie his blindfold]

Or you could cut out the aloof ironic shit and just spit it out.

Re: Day 3

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[sitting up, back against Dirk's thighs, thank god I didn't take my shades off but as Dirk undoes his blindfold his cheeks heat up slightly]

What--dude, you clearly know more about these signals than me, I wasn't exactly trying to flash you a yellow light there.

Re: Day 3

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And yet flashing away it is, like the fucking eye of god staring down as if to say where the hell are you going in such a hurry, son, that you're willing to risk not getting there at all.

Re: Day 3

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Fuck, is this what people feel like when they listen to me talk. I'm taking a vow of silence or restricting myself to fifty characters per utterance from now on.

I don't--I don't know what to tell you, alright. I'm down for it. I'm all fucking aboard the incest train, full steam ahead and somebody's ripped the breaking system right out of this monolithic steel dragon and it's roaring straight towards bonertown about to wreck everything in sight.

Re: Day 3

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[shifts and moves an arm to rest behind his own head.]

So you're all saddled up and ready to go. Spurs shined, provisions packed, and ass primed for days aboard a bucking beast. No reservations at all about the days of hard riding ahead.

Re: Day 3

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Well shit if you didn't just cover everything that needed to be covered with that metaphor right there. All I have to do is nod my head. And that's what I'm doing.

Re: Day 3

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Ok. Why?

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Why.

Why am I raring to bounce up and down on your dick?

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Yeah, that.

Re: Day 3

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Well, shit.


That answer is pretty easy. So easy. Like a Sunday morning floozy with a can of easy squeeze cheese standing in the kitchen ready to garnish her easy mac.

Re: Day 3

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Sweet. Let's hear it.

Re: Day 3

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Okay reason number one on my list of reasons why I want to fuck my bro, by Dave Strider, is, and let me add in a clause that these are not in order of importance,

I want to do something besides feel like a traumatized piece of shit.

And reason two is, you're my bro and I basically trust the shit out of you.

Reason three is, I'm fifteen and I'm horny.

In conclusion, let's get it on.

Re: Day 3

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Those all sound pretty legit.

But it doesn't really clear up these signals.